Five rarities of nonsense
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The rarity ladder
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Common
60% drop
Plain paper, honest nonsense.
Rare
25% drop
A cool blue shimmer.
Epic
10% drop
Purple, and slightly smug.
Legendary
4.5% drop
Gold foil. Radiating rays.
Mythic
0.5% drop
Iridescent. Barely legal.
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